10 ways to annoy people...

1- Name your dog "DOG"!!!!
2-Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
3-Wear your pants backwards.
4-Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
5-Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
6-ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
only type in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either...
7-Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
8-Wear a LOT of cologne.
9-Make appointments for the 31st offebruary :P
10-Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

P.S: Don't use any of them because you will be eliminated from your society!!! :P